Mia and Ezra

by Josh Barsch on March 10, 2010

loving sioux falls

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Squeezing the Sand in the Hourglass

by Josh Barsch on October 13, 2009

What I never understood until recently is how the belief, recognition and acceptance of the need to cherish your moments with them while they’re young doesn’t make it any easier to watch their youth slip away. I thought it would, but it really doesn’t.

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Daddy, How Are Tires Made?

by Josh Barsch on September 23, 2009

…The moment I finish speaking, I realize I have no idea whether this is actually true or not. There was a vision of that whole process in my brain somewhere, and it was ready to come out — but I have no idea how it got there. I know for certain that I have not witnessed this process firsthand, and I don’t remember ever reading about it or seeing it on TV. No expert has ever personally explained the tire-making process to me, either….

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A Soldier Tribute from a Cookie-Eating Fatso

by Josh Barsch on July 4, 2009

It’s the evening of July 4th, and I just stepped out onto my back porch and watched a fireworks display at the baseball stadium a few blocks away. The lights and booms don’t do much for me anymore, but as I get older, I am doing my best to be a good citizen and try [...]

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Your Old Man, the Crybaby

by Josh Barsch on January 23, 2009

Dear Mia & Ezra,
I’ve got a little problem. Every time I sit down to write about you guys in anything approaching a sincere and serious tone, I tend to well up with tears really, really fast. I’m not always sure whether they’re sad tears, happy tears or proud tears — but they’re definitely the face-wetting [...]

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I am a father of two small children, and next to winning the lottery and winning a date with Jessica Alba, the greatest thing that can happen to a father of two small children is to be alone for a weekend. My wife and kids were away in California this weekend visiting the grandparents, and [...]

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Shit, my goddamned toddler is cursing!

by Josh Barsch on April 23, 2008

I got a text message from our babysitter, Sheena, while I was eating my microwave pizza for lunch at work Thursday. It said:
“Mia said the ’s’ word …ha ha.”
Mia is 3, and she won’t be four for another few months. In most families, this would be a cause for concern. In my family, we call [...]

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A Modest Online-Revenue Proposal For Newspapers

by Josh Barsch on April 18, 2008

Back in the VHS vs. Beta video-format wars of the 1980’s, my family put all its ill-fated chips on Beta. More recently, I went all in with an HD-DVD player instead of Blu-Ray, and about four seconds after I did, Toshiba threw in the towel and stopped supporting HD-DVDs. I also thought Ryan Leaf would [...]

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Don’t forget to tip your airline pilot!

by Josh Barsch on April 14, 2008

So I’m out on the deck Sunday afternoon reading the paper while the dogs and kids frolic in the yard, and I notice that this week’s Parade magazine is the “What People Earn” issue. You know the one — the one with about 100 mugshots of regular folks and their jobs and salaries, with the [...]

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When I battle Satan, we will play Ms. Pac-Man

by Josh Barsch on April 10, 2008

I was in a Phoenix bar one time, and after several gallons of beer, I started wondering about what I would do if I ever had to battle the devil to win back my soul (That’s the thing about alcohol…if nothing else, it really gets you thinking outside the box). I’m a business owner, a [...]

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